Salutes & Slams: Week of March 8


Photo by: Jack Morrissey

Salutes and Slams

Satellite Staff


  • One man tackles the arduous task of repainting the entire school.
  • Cafeteria crew cooks new varieties of delicacies and provides generous samples.
  • Grades 9, 10 and 12 enjoy cozy day off from school.


  • Messy ACT-induced schedule confuses students and delays class plans.
  • Constant bathroom surveillance irritates those looking for relief.
  • Pool Lot still suffers from disrepair following gas leak.