The Dad of the Students

History teacher’s jokes never go out of date
The Dad of the Students

“What’s two words you should never say in an airport? Hi-Jack.”

This is the most recent dad joke from Kert Dietrich, a U.S. history teacher who fully embraces his dad-teacher role.

Dietrich always starts class with a joke — sometimes they make the class laugh — other times the class shudders from the unbearable cringe.

Admittedly, his most recent trend features jokes about bears, and it’s always a highlight of his day to witness the students’ reactions to his puns.

Dietrich keeps his dad-teacher title not only with a fun class and jokes but in application of how he treats his students.

To him, every student deserves the same attention as his own kids. He is always willing to help students, whether they’re his kids or someone else’s.

Dietrich is the metaphorical dad of the students — always willing to help and cheering up his students with his jokes.

He has his own kids, two of which he has had in his own class.

His own kids circulate within the district for the last few years, but this is coming to a close as his oldest kid will graduate this year.

Will his dad’s energy fade now that he won’t have his kids in school?

Simple answer: no.

“I’ve been that guy for 28 years, so no; I’m not gonna change.”

He has no intention of changing his tactics. The dad of the students will not go away after his own kids graduate, which is a relief, to all who favor family flair with a classroom.

As the purveyor of some of the finest dad jokes, he is always willing to help students in need. He doesn’t care if his jokes make students groan, or if students don’t want his help.

He is a dad at home and a champion in the classroom.

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    Annalise ZenzickMar 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM

    I thought this story was very enjoyable to read. I connected to the feeling they described when Mr. Dietrich shares his jokes because I experienced the same thing while in his class.

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    AvrieMar 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM

    I love to see that the teachers care just as much about their students as they do their own kids

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    Chloe DwyerMar 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM

    This was a very funny story. It was entertaining and had me laughing.

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    Evan KirkmanMar 13, 2024 at 2:52 PM

    The first sentence made me laugh so much! Mr. Dietrich is so awesome.

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    Tess BrazeeMar 13, 2024 at 2:51 PM

    I love this story and how relatable it is!

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    Alexandra BlattnerMar 13, 2024 at 2:50 PM

    This is a super funny story and definitely relatable.

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    AnabelleMar 13, 2024 at 2:49 PM

    I have never had Dietrich, only ever seeing him in the halls, yet I feel like I know him well! Very good piece

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    Gabe HansenMar 13, 2024 at 2:48 PM

    I enjoyed the light tone of this article!

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    Genevieve EllisMar 13, 2024 at 2:48 PM

    This was a very informing story about Mr. Dietrich while keeping light humor!

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    Emily StadlerMar 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM

    Jack- Your story is well written and shows the appreciation that we all have here at Neenah for Mr. Dietrich!

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    Madison F OeftgerMar 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM

    I really like your take on Mr. Dietrich. His jokes are the best!!

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    Macy SchmidtMar 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM

    Loved this story!! I have Dietrich as a Dad-Teacher this year, and I can say with absolute certainty that this story speaks the truth.

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    Ava YoblonskiNov 15, 2023 at 4:00 PM

    I love your humor in this story Jack!

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